My mom and Tractors

So my mom asked me if I would get her a lawn tractor.  Like, buy her a lawn tractor.  Here's how that conversation went:

Me: You really want a lawn tractor?
My Mom:
Yeah, can you get me one so I can ride around on it?  Just for a day?
Me:
I'm sure we could rent you one...
My Mom:
No!  I don't want to rent one.  I want to have it all to myself, for a day!
Me:
[pause] Isn't that what renting is?

then we LOLed.  My mom is awesome.